Kim and I have a fear that we will forever damage our child because our cat is called Monkey. We imagine him turning in his “picture of a monkey” to his 3rd grade teacher, which is a artistic/realistic rendering of a small grey cat, saying “Meow”. When the kids laugh at him, he abandons the nature illustrator career he was destined for.
To try and nip this horror in the bud, we went to the zoo today.