Today was the “Conscious Fathering” class, where a bunch of guys sat around and played with dolls. There was the prerequisite comparisons to football and car tachometers, but overall not too shabby. For some reason, I think it’ll be the only pregnancy class I take where participants are drinking Full Throttle energy drinks and taking smoke… Continue reading Mars and Venus
Bed Bound
Good news, bad news. Good News: We’re back home, Murrow is still a little fish baby, and Kim’s blood pressure is back at a reasonable level. Bad News: Kim in on strict bed rest for the rest of the pregnancy, no work, no play … just sitting, laying down, and chilling.
Blueberry Pancakes:Yes MTV:No
Kim and I are still hanging out in the hospital, it’s insanely boring, but it is keeping Kim’s blood pressure down nicely. We haven’t seen the doctor yet, but they’re still monitoring everything and it’s looking good so far. By the way, if there’s any enterprising folks out there, here’s a business plan for ya. … Continue reading Blueberry Pancakes:Yes MTV:No
Eating bon bons
Kim is now holed up in a one-room suite up on Capitol Hill with a view of the city. Although the room comes complete with a nice woman who brings her food whenever she wants, it also comes with a very drafty and unflattering gown. Yup, she’s on hospital bed-rest. Murrow is fine, Kim is… Continue reading Eating bon bons
34 Weeks and Huge
We just had our ultrasound for the 3rd trimester (I love ultrasounds) and we found out the Murrow’s going to be a huge baby (Love family genes). The estimate is that he weights 6 pounds…while the average is around 4 and a half to 5 and a half pounds. Possibly we should rethink his name…instead… Continue reading 34 Weeks and Huge
Murrow’s Theme Song #2
Not really a theme song, but for some reason when I hear Chamillionaire’s Ridin’ I’m always imagining Murrow humming it to himself when he wets a diaper. They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Murrow’s Theme Song #1
Sung to the tune of New Age Girl, by Dead Eye Dick. Murry Mo, he eats vegetarians (Murry Mo, Murry Mo) He’s my little fish baby He swims in my aquarium (Murry Mo, Murry Mo)
Say Cheese!
Murrow’s first set of glamour shots (feather boa not shown). Technically, this was his second photo shoot, but his first one was showing him without any arms and legs, and with a cheesy western-themed backdrop. His sincere hope is that those pictures were lost and burned…but will almost undoubtedly come back to haunt him if… Continue reading Say Cheese!